Open both sides
A long and a short, same size, same price. You're flat. Price can go wherever it wants.
A bot that runs a long and a short together on Papertrade. One side mints the PAPER, the other side pays you back.
Heads up: Experimental farm software, vibe coded with Claude. It could break, so only farm with what you can afford to lose.
$PAPER only mints when you lose: 100 PAPER per $1 while Papertrade's LP is under $2M. papercut makes every loss come with a refund attached.
A long and a short, same size, same price. You're flat. Price can go wherever it wants.
The losing side mints PAPER on its loss. The winning side gets the move back, minus Papertrade's winner haircut.
Staggered pairs on BTC and ETH, around the clock. The haircut is your only cost, so $1 mints about 600 to 770 PAPER instead of 100.
Hyperliquid 5m data, Sep 22 → Oct 9, run through Papertrade's live haircut settings. Big number: PAPER per $1 of cost. Small number: what 1M PAPER costs you.
| Close at | BTCwinner keeps 85–87% | ETHwinner keeps 83–87% |
|---|---|---|
| 0.5%25.0 trades/day | 638$1,569/1M | 586$1,706/1M |
| 1%6.9 trades/day | 720$1,389/1M | 684$1,461/1M |
| 2%2.0 trades/day | 771$1,298/1M | 749$1,334/1M |
| Just losing | 100$10,000/1M | |
Tighter closes trade more; wider closes keep more of each win. 1% is the sweet spot: about 7 closes a day per pair at roughly $1,400 per 1M PAPER.
Built on the backtest's trade rates and Papertrade's live haircut for BTC and ETH.
papercut cost is all-in: Papertrade's haircut plus our 10%. Margin covers every pair at once.
of the haircut the bot pays. Not your margin. Not your PAPER. Nothing up front beyond the credit you choose.
The short version: your money never leaves your account, and the bot can't take it out.
No. Your funds stay in your own Papertrade account the whole time. The bot trades them with a Papertrade session key you authorize.
No. Papertrade session keys can open and close trades, but they can't withdraw. Only you can move money out.
While Papertrade's LP refills, a winner's profit can wait in its payout queue. Your margin always comes back instantly, and the bot pauses new pairs when that queue gets long.
It's experimental farm software, vibe coded with Claude, and it could break. Your funds stay in your own Papertrade account and the bot can't withdraw them, but a bug could still close trades badly or miss a close. Only farm with what you can afford to lose.
The bot just stops opening new pairs. Anything already open closes as normal. Top up and it carries on.
Losing mints 100 PAPER per $1, and the $1 is gone. Here the losing side mints the same PAPER, but the winning side pays most of it back. You only pay the haircut.
Pre-deposits are open now: deposit from the app straight into your own Papertrade account so you're at the starting line. Trading opens on 10.10 and bot authorization opens once it does. Until then, dry-run the bot on live prices and watch the PAPER stack up.
Drop your wallet and X handle. You'll hear from us the moment bot authorization opens.